I’ve found the secret!! Shhhh….

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Ok guys…sit back and prepare to have your mind blown. I have uncovered the secret to weight loss. Not only will I tell you HOW to get the weight off…but I will also show you how to KEEP it off! It requires no diet or exercising. No will power or even an ounce of thought!! Plus it will ย only cost you around 20 bucks! Sounds too good to be true? It’s NOT!

All you have to do is buy a new digital scale. It has to be digital…that’s the one rule!! ONE RULE for permanent weight loss?? Amazing right???

Then take the scale out of the box…removing the outer packaging only and then STOP!

SEE BELOW

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That little blue sticker with the pre-printed weight should never-ever-ever be removed! For rest of your life you will weigh 128.1 pounds and who could ever complain about that?

Feeling down? Get your butt on that scale!

Feeling a little bloated? Get your butt on that scale!

Clothes getting tight? Get your butt on that scale!

With a little a pre-printed sticker and a shit load of denial….you will never have to worry about weight loss again.

You’re welcome!!

nikkisig

 


39 thoughts on “I’ve found the secret!! Shhhh….

  1. OMG Nikki!! Any post mentionning a “Shit load” of something deserves a re-blog in my book! LOL LOL LOL LOL I love this… I had something almost as effective: my mom has a scale that gives your weigh -15 pounds… I decided that it was right and that ALL other scales were just 15 pounds over the real deal! But your trick is WAY better!!

    Thanks for the much needed giggles!!!

    *hugs* from Freezingland

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  2. When I saw the post title, I mentally prepared myself…

    *click!*

    …but I wasn’t ready! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    *shit load of denial!!!* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    I’ll take one scale…and one for each of my five sisters. They have their own shit loads of denial! ROFL! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

    You made my day! Thanks! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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