Ok guys…sit back and prepare to have your mind blown. I have uncovered the secret to weight loss. Not only will I tell you HOW to get the weight off…but I will also show you how to KEEP it off! It requires no diet or exercising. No will power or even an ounce of thought!! Plus it will only cost you around 20 bucks! Sounds too good to be true? It’s NOT!
All you have to do is buy a new digital scale. It has to be digital…that’s the one rule!! ONE RULE for permanent weight loss?? Amazing right???
Then take the scale out of the box…removing the outer packaging only and then STOP!
That little blue sticker with the pre-printed weight should never-ever-ever be removed! For rest of your life you will weigh 128.1 pounds and who could ever complain about that?
Feeling down? Get your butt on that scale!
Feeling a little bloated? Get your butt on that scale!
Clothes getting tight? Get your butt on that scale!
With a little a pre-printed sticker and a shit load of denial….you will never have to worry about weight loss again.