Of Mice and Typical Men

A hilarious glimpse into the mind of Steve from A Bum Without A Beach. Check out his blog by clicking on the original post below!

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This story was several years ago, and I’d like to tell you that I learned from the experience but Nikki would tell you otherwise. I still have a bad habit of assuming that I know what is going on, and that others are exaggerating.

Nikki called me at work one day to tell me that there was something alive in our stove vent. I (being a man and knowing these things) explained to her that it was probably just a little mouse and everything would be fine. She wasn’t satisfied with that, and was certain that whatever beast was in there was most certainly larger than a mouse. I left work grabbing my cape on my way out the door, off to save the day.

First thing I did when I got home was give the vent a little knock. The noise that I was answered with was NOT a…

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