Find the Funny

shithappens

It appears that some lovely spammers have found their way to my blog. Last night I had over 60 spam comments make it onto my blog and over 300 that were caught by WordPress. At first I was panicking trying to delete them all…but then Steve, our son and I started to have a little fun with it. Here are some of our favorites:

This poetic response to one of Miriam’s comments (Out an’ About)

 What’s it take to become a sublime expounder of prose like yourself?

This excited response to Cyranny’s comment (Cyranny’s Cove)

Weeeee, what a quick and easy solution.

How about this sweet talker in response to one of Eleanor’s comments (A Belated Existence)

Wow, your post makes mine look feeble. More power to you!

And how am I not to be flattered by these?

Economies are in dire straits, but I can count on this!

BS low – rationality high! Really good answer!

You have more useful info than the British had colonies pre-WWII.

Free info like this is an apple from the tree of knowledge. Sinful?

You’ve got to be kidding me-it’s so trtneparsnaly clear now!

This is both street smart and ingenlitelt.

This kind soul:

Sorry about your Aunt’s sun spots. 

(I swear Auntie, I never wrote about sun spots.)

Finally…this one that I may have to have framed for above my desk:

For the love of God, keep writing these arctilicles.

If this issue continues I’ll have to set my comments up to be moderated first. In the last 2 days I’ve gotten over 500 spam comments.  I guess I’m just going to have to accept that I’m quite polpuar. 😉

Happy Hump Day!

nikkibluesig

 


23 thoughts on “Find the Funny

  1. Oh, my. I haven’t checked my WP spam catcher for much too long. Will I find it as amusing as this? IDK

    I don’t remember where this quote came from: “Either it’s funny or it’s sad, and if its sad it gets you every time.”

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  2. Omg that’s a lot of spam. I get around 5-6 comments in the spam folder on a daily basis and I thought that was bad! 300 is a lot of spam. But hey, at least you had a few laughs over the complete absurdity of these comments. 😉😀

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